I unfollowed a gaggle of people today for no good reason other than I don't know them, don't remember meeting them, don't know anything about them, and most importantly, I really don't fucking care. Like the name of this site, it's all just words on calculators. I twitter for me first, as practice using my imagination and humor, and for my family second, so they can remain aware of my activities and life. I am glad that people find what I write humorous. Good for them. I stopped the practice of auto-following to allow people to DM me. I was receiving too many DM's on my phone and I couldn't use it to get actual work completed. So I have to cut back on who I follow so that I can still use Twitter the way it was originally conceived, to connect friends and family and as a work collaboration tool. Sure I like being on Favrd or having a private DM conversation with a relative stranger, but I have an actual life with actual responsibilities and I do not get anything for Twittering or for having a lot or a little amount of followers. Everyone can choose how they use Twitter. For me, I think I will continue to write funny posts and try my best to reply to people in a timely manner, but I won't be as prolific or humor-centric as in the past. If this upsets anyone, I truly am sorry. Otherwise, I hope you continue to enjoy my writing.
